Tonight we start a new chapter of the historic, totally organic rivalry between the New York Knicks and the Brooklyn Nets.
But as Sixers supporters, which joke of a franchise should we cheer for? The Knicks, led by the reckless James Dolan and a bunch of overpaid, ex-stars? Or the Nets, led by the reckless Mikhail Prokhorov and a bunch of overpaid, ex-stars?
It’s a tough question, but perhaps Track 14 on the Calhoun Kids For Kids Vol. 2: People Are So Beautiful album — hilariously broken down by Mike Pesca last month on Slate’s Hang Up and Listen podcast — will help you decide.
Give it a listen, then join me on the #TeamKnicks bandwagon.